Uncle Bill……

Bill Clinton has always been a smoothie.  Hell, look at all the women he’s lassoed into his coifs.   You think Monica Lewinsky will ever be able to get past that relationship?  Who knew that intern could ever become such a degrading term?  Interns and cigars, yeah Clinton was living the life in the White House.  I’m certain there were plenty to go around for him.

Recently, I have been wondering if he has been hanging around good old Grandpa Biden.  I mean Biden has so many gaffes it is hard to keep up with.  Can you imagine what Billy would have been up to if Hillary had won?  I would be willing to bet that he would be having the time of his life.  Although, if that were the case, I would almost be willing to bet he would be nearly six feet under by now.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Hilly had him offed if he were having too much fun.

As we all have heard by now, Bill Clinton was on the campaign trail in Wisconsin to assist with the governor’s recall election to unseat Scott Walker.  According to Breitbart.com sources, there were only a couple of hundred people there compared to Governor Walker’s rally.  I suppose Clinton isn’t what he once was?  Let’s change focus to the Obama campaign shall we?

The Obama campaign has been attacking GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s tenure at Bain capital, stating that he laid people off and shipped jobs overseas.  Well, often lost on the Obama administration is that he knew what it took to run a business.  As a matter of fact, he knows what it is to work as opposed to going and sitting in the Senate and voting “Present” on crucial bills.  Mitt made his money, not lived off the tit of the American taxpayer.

Coming to Mitt’s defense, and surprising as it is, Bill Clinton.  Clinton was quoted as saying that Romney’s record at Bain Capital was “sterling”.  I don’t know about you, but I hear the word sterling and I think spectacular or shiny.

Granted, Uncle Bill became the country’s first “black” president, an homage given to him by Maya Angelou, she is no slouch either.  But then you get the country’s first black president and suddenly during an election year we get our first “gay” president.  Looks to me like our first “black” president is screwing our first “gay” president, and there’s nothing the bitch can do about it.

Nerds Rule….

I have been doing a lot of thinking lately (I know, scary right?) about how when I was younger I was called a nerd for liking school.  Boy do I wish I would have not listened to those that said that.  Little did any of us know that not only is learning good but it will take you places.

As a young kid we, I say we because it was a generational thing, were under the impression that unless you were cool (you know the athletic type) it was difficult to be accepted.  Who doesn’t want to be accepted?  Now days, I wish I would have been more of a nerd.   Had I known then what I know now, I wish I would have with stood being called a nerd.  No one likes to have labels like that attached to them, especially when they are intended to be derogatory.   Now days, I believe that has changed.  If you want to be cool you have to be a nerd.

Most nerds get the girls anymore too.  Now wait a minute, is it because the girls they attract are attracted to them or is it that they know they will make major bucks down the line?  Oh no, that can’t be it.  No, I know, the brainy guys make those girls hot when they talk nerd.  Ladies, am I right?  Or maybe they want to eat their brains.  Ok, the link isn’t that appropriate, but still, it happened.

Take a look at Steve Jobs and Bill Gates (granted Steve Jobs has passed on, but the point remains).  Two TOTAL nerd types.  Imagine all the chastisement that they encountered for being such people.  Look at them now, they continued to learn and apply the sciences they learned and developed.  Their wealth of knowledge took them places.  Their wealth of knowledge became their wealth.

In Massachusetts, they have over one hundred universities in that region.  In Massachusetts, they also have the most educated workforce in the nation.  As most adults have noticed, all the nerds have made some of the greatest achievements to the quality of life in our nation.  Where are all the cool people now? Oh wait, they are running companies.

NERDS RULE!!